If you were wondering what The Fonz would have been like had he chosen a career in porn as opposed to that of a small town drifter, we have our answer: Short! After only 7 shows, Henry Winkler's portrayal of an aging porn star has blown it's load and will be taking a permanent post coital nap. If you want to get a peek at Fonzie's 'dream rod' before it goes dark, and soft, you can still get The Performers tickets, either directly from TiqIQ or from Telecharge starting around $100.
Because most of us will not have had the opportunity to witness what would have surely been remembered as Boogie Nights cum The Producers, we’ve compiled what we think are the best shots of Fonzie looking pornish.
Perhaps the producers knew the theater-going public could not bear the knowledge that the Fonz needed a large prosthesis to play the part. It has also been speculated that Sandy was the culprit. Most likely, though, the Broadway gods simply knew that The Performers didn't have any staying power, and they wanted to save their cash for the Next Big Thing before the Performers jumped the shark into the abyss of Broadway red ink.
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